[Trash Meets Steel] Oglaf RPG (unofficial)

[il mietitore]

 Ho citato più volte il fatto che io abbia in mente una hack non particolarmente pesante per Apocalypse World avente lo scopo di ricreare delle storie come quelle del webcomic http://www.oglaf.com, che consiglio a tutti di leggere pur essendo rigorosamente NSFW.


La cosa in verità credo non andrà da nessuna parte, ma dato che mi rimbalza in testa da un po' non posso fare altro di dargli una forma. Per cui, a tempo perso, posterò "roba", e se questa roba diventa tanta mi farò aprire una sezione del forum in cui riordinare la roba un po' meglio.


Se la cosa va avanti scriverò per bene anche le modifiche alle regole rispetto all'AW originale. Per ora vi basti sapere che nella mia testa le cose hanno un po' di senso, anche se alcuni pezzi ancora devono essere ritoccati.

Qua avrei questo playbook dedicato alla Snow Queen, scritto a dir la verità a quattro mani col buon Marco Amicone: (wet è come hot, ma non la usi per manipolare, solo sedurre; dry è come freddo, es è come weird. Mancano gli avanzamenti, ma quelli li farò dopo avere fatto tutti i libretti)

Character creation:
Stats (choose 1):
• Dry=0 Hard+1 Wet+2 Sharp-1 Es+1
• Dry+1 Hard=0 Wet+2 Sharp=0 Es=0
• Dry=0 Hard-1 Wet+2 Sharp+1 Es+1
• Dry-1 Hard=+2 Wet+2 Sharp+1 Es=-1


Gender (choose 1)
Man, woman, ambigous


Skin (choose 1):
White, pale blue, blue


Apparel (choose 1):
Cerimonial wears, simple wears, made-of-light wears, fetish wears, none


Eyes (choose 1):
White, pale blue, green, grey, red


Face (choose 1):
Faded face, dominant face, sadic face, old face, gentle face.


Moves:
You get all the basic moves. You get the unsatisfied move, and 1 other Snow Queen move.


HX:
Everyone introduces their characters by name, look and outlook. Take your turn.
List the other characters’ names.
Go around again for Hx. On your turn:
• Choose a character. You appeared in his/her dreams. Tell that character +2. Tell all of the others +1: as a godlike creature, they heard of you in the past.
On the others’ turns:
• You may choose a character: tell him you feel some sort of "affinity" because he doesn't fear the perils of winter. Whatever number he tells you, give it +1 and write it near his name.
At the end, find the character with the highest Hx on your sheet. Ask that player which of your stats is most interesting, and highlight it. The MC will have you highlight a second stat too.


During winter...
...what spreads among people? (choose 1)
Terror, Hate, Blood, Lust
...what comes to the land? (choose 1)
Barbarians, monsters, war, natural disasters
...what is the thing most needed? (choose 1)
Heat, civilization, heroes, something to believe in


During winter, all other characters get -1 in their start-session rolls.


Winter obviously involves snow.


Sex move:
QUEST - Satisfy the snow queen: When you have sex with an other character, he gets 1 XP. Then, you choose and break one of his following body parts: dick, clitoris, finger, tongue, fist. He receives a debility of his choice.

Moves:
Unsatisfied - If you didn't have sex for the last two game session, winter arrives, and won't move away until you have sex.
Hot as Ice - You get +1wet (max +3).
Yeti - Once per session, when you get 1-harm a Yeti (3-harm summon melee messy) comes in to help you. You may use him as a weapon.
"Followers grant me power" - Every time a character (both PC or NPC) enters your cult, you get 1 XP.
Summonable - Other characters may summon you. If they wish, they can ask you to appear near them. You decide wether you do it or not.
The relationship gets cooler - When a group of 2+ people are having sex, if you had sex with at least one of them in the past you can try to stop their intercourse. Roll +es. With 10+ you do it: their sex moves won't activate, and it won't count as a sex act for game mechanics purpose. On a 7-9 it's the same as a 10+, but they'll know you have interfered.

[TartaRosso]

Non vorrei inquinare. Ed eventualmente crea un topic apposito per le battute (visto che si tratta di oglaf dovrebbe essere abbastanza naturale far battute).

Detto questo: Ricorda che si può sempre usare un dildo e poi ritirare il premio di 2 px .

[il mietitore]

Per QUEL RIFERIMENTO ho deciso che la quest-hunter (nome di lavorazione dietro il quale ho deciso nascondersi la tipa con le trecce) avrà la mossa sessuale come quella dello schianto, ergo può annullare la mossa della snow queen. Questo non gli farà avere il PX, ma almeno fermerà l'inverno.

[Zachiel]

Quest hunter? Io la chiamerei "a veritable engine of no fun" [cit.]

[il mietitore]

 Aggiornamenti: la caratteristica Sharp è sostituita da Flat. Le loro mosse (Leggere persona/situazione) per ora non cambiano. La mossa aprire la mente è sostituita da wank around, dal significato misto tra "cazzeggiare", "farsi una pippa", e "farsi delle seghe mentali". Quando il personaggio la usa fondamentalmente si fa delle domande, e si da delle risposte (o almeno, gliele dà il suo inconscio... mi piace l'idea che il personaggio cerchi dentro di se delle cose che in verità già sa). Ax prende il posto di Hx. Sta per attraction, ma suona come Ass. Attualmente prevedo che sia possibile averne anche verso i PNG, ma devo vedere su MH come questa cosa è regolamentata. Infine stiamo ancora cercan: do un modo per tradurre le gang. La gang piccola è party, quella media è warband, quella grande è army, ma servirebbe tradurre anche la parola chiave gang da sola, per chiarezza.

Qui abbiamo il Son of Man. Probabilmente verrà corretto da qualche procedendo con i lavori: abbiamo il sospetto che potrebbe essere davvero troppo forte, ma qua serve del playtest. È un mix tra fortificatore e arsenale, smontato e ricostruito in maniera tale da essere impernato sul concetto dell'onore. È una bestia umana con una gran serie di problemi personali:

Character creation:
Stats (choose 1):
• Dry+1 Hard+2 Wet-1 Flat+1 Es=0
• Dry+2 Hard+2 Wet=0 Flat-1 Es=0
• Dry=0 Hard+2 Wet+1 Flat-1 Es+1
• Dry=-1 Hard+2 Wet-1 Flat=+1 Es+2

Name (choose 1)
Korgoth, Anvar, Dylan, Grug, Onan, Ugh, Olaf
Slayer, Axe, Will, Man, Honor, Pride, Strenght

Gender (choose 1)
Man

Skin (choose 1):
Pale skin, bronze skin, black skin

Apparel (choose 1):
Simple wears, manly wears, fetish wears, made-out-of-the-enemies wears

Eyes (choose 1):
Furious eyes, sadic eyes, childish eyes, heroic eyes

Face (choose 1):
Scarred face, cruel face, experienced face, sad face, honest face

Body (choose 1):
Muscular body, fat body, slim body, sturdy body, harmed body

Equipment:
Create your tribe. In addition, choose one of the following weapons:
• Iron axe (3-harm melee terrifying)
• Stone sword (2-harm melee)
• Chain and ball (3-harm melee open-space)

Moves:
You get all the basic moves. You get 2 Son of man moves.

Ax:
Everyone introduces their characters by name, look and outlook. Take your turn.
List the other characters’ names.
Go around again for Hx. On your turn:
• Choose a character. He once helped your tribe somehow. Tell him +2.
• Choose a character. You seek vengeance on him, but he doesn’t know that. Tell him 0.
Tell all the others -1. For them, you simply are a barbarian.
On the others’ turns:
• Choose a character. You want to possess him, so you may prove something to your tribe. Whatever number he tells you, write +3. At the end, find the character with the highest Hx on your sheet. Ask that player which of your stats is most interesting, and highlight it. The MC will have you highlight a second stat too.

Your tribe:
By default your tribe is composed by 30-50 men, that lives of hunting, farming and scavenging (surplus: 1-loot, want: hungry). Your village is a bunch of wood huts, surrounded by a wood barricade (if a warband fight in its defense, they get +1armor). It is defended by a gang of 10 violent men (3-harm gang party unruly)

Choose 4:
○ The population is large: 75-125 men. Add surplus: +1loot, want: +desease.
○ The population is small: 15-25 men. Want: anxiety instead of want: hungry.
○ For economy, add lucrative raiding. Surplus: +1loot, want: +reprisals.
○ For economy, add protection tribute. Surplus: +1loot, want: +obligation.
○ For economy, add a manufactory. Surplus: +1loot, want: +idle.
○ For economy, add a bustling, widely-known market commons. Surplus: +1loot, want: +idle.
○ The gang is a warband instead of a party, 30 violent men or so.
○ The gang is well-disciplined. Drop unruly.
○ The armory includes iron-made weapons. The gang gets +1harm.
○ The village is extremely well defended, and rises on a tactical position. The gang gets +2armor when fighting in its defense.

Choose 2:
○ The population is filthy and unwell. Want: +disease.
○ The population is lazy. Want: +famine.
○ The population is decadent and perverse. Surplus: -1loot, want: savagery.
○ The tribe owes protection tribute. Surplus: -1loot, want: +reprisals.
○ The tribe is a pack of fucking demon hyenas. Want: savagery.
○ The armory is for shit. The gang gets -1harm.
○ The village is mostly made of tents, and there is no barricade. The gang gets no armor bonus when fighting to defend it.
You start the game with 0-honor. When you get more honor, you get these:

2-honor: you have access to the tribe’s treasure. Every session you have 1-loot that you can spend as if it was yours.

3-honor: you may guide the tribe’s gang.

4-honor: you become your tribe’s leader. You unlock the Tribe move.

If at the beginning of the session you are the tribe’s leader and you honor is less than 4, roll+honor. On a 10+, you still are your tribe’s leader. On a 7-9 you may choose to remain your tribe’s leader, but in that case the MC uses one of his moves. On a miss, you no longer are your tribe’s leader.

Sex move:
Blood and Thunder! -  When you have sex with a man, roll +hard. On a 10+, you get +1 honor. On a 7-9 decide: you can get +1 honor and the MC uses one of his moves, or you don't get anything, and nothing bad happens. On a fail, you get -1 honor.
When you have sex with a woman, you both get +honor to your Ax with each other. Then, you lose all your honor.
If you have sex with an ambigous, hidden, or such character, you decide if you fuck him as he is a man or a woman.

Moves:
○ Free from woman's taint - Get +1 hard (max +3)
○ "Show me your honor" - When you try to seduce someone, roll +hard instead of +wet.
○ Hilting - You automatically heal 2-harm between sessions.
○ "The stranger still holds the bridge" - In battle, you count as a warband (3-harm warband army), with armor according to the circumstances.
○ "Victory at sea!" - When you fight naked, you gain 1-armor
○ "She... truly is my son" - When you wank around, roll +honor instead of +es.

Tribe - This may only be used if you are your tribe’s leader, if your village is secure and your rule unchallenged. At the beginning of the session, roll+hard. On a 10+, you have surplus at hand and available for the needs of the session. On a 7–9, you have surplus, but choose 1 want. On a miss, or if your village is compromised or your rule contested, your tribe is in want. The precise values of your surplus and want depend on your tribe.

[Zachiel]

Hai chiamato due mosse diverse "Blood and Thunder!"

[il mietitore]

Diamine.


EDIT: corretto, a caso. S'era deciso di prendere i nomi delle mosse da citazioni più o meno random degli episodi di Kronar nel fumetto.

[Zachiel]

S'era deciso di prendere i nomi delle mosse da citazioni più o meno random degli episodi di Kronar nel fumetto.

Ma no! Non me n'ero mica accorto, sai?