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Mattia Bulgarelli:
HO TROVATO L'ORIGINALE!
(coro: "ecchissenefrega!")
Vabbè, lo posto lo stesso, si sa mai che interessi. :P
L'ho ritrovato con un colpo di google :P da un post su IHGG di Butterfly Dragon, 12/6/1998.
Pregasi notare la DATA DEL POST IN INGLESE! O___O
--- Citazione ----
THE 28 TYPES OF GAME MASTER
by Scott Butler and J.D. Frazer, updated 4-25-89
1. Munchkin - "Having slain the hordes of Azoth single-handedly,
without even unsheathing the Sword of Universal Destruction, your
half grey elven/half gold dragon 50th-level
paladin/MU/Cleric/Monk/Bard gazes down upon the pitiful Cthulhu
who grovels at his feet..."
2. Monty Haul (variation on the Munchkin, but characters tend to be
lower level) - "You are each granted one wish." "I wish to have
the hand and eye of Vecna." "I wish to have the flask of Teurny
the Merciless." "I wish to have..." "Poof, they appear in front
of you. Now what do you do?" (This actually happened, years ago,
when we first started playing.)
3. Whining Munchkin - "But, but, you guys CAN'T do that! It's my
only dungeon! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail!"
4. Killer Munchkin - "You guys are dead."
5. Killer - "As you pull aside the tapestry, a green slime jumps
upon you from behind it, killing you... nope, no `to hit' or saving
throw allowed, it says so right here."
6. Executioner - "A hidden blade slides down the doorway, mincing
the two fighters and the cleric. The thief gets nine crossbow bolts
in his back, and the magic user is hit by an intense beam of light,
burning a hole through his head."
7. Troublemaker - singles out one player and continually hands
him/her notes which read "Don't let anyone know there is nothing
on this note."
8. Cheater - "I don't care if you hit on an 18 LAST time, THIS time
you missed, and I don't want to hear another thing about it."
9. Die Modifier - "Yeah, yeah, so you rolled a 20. You missed.
Secret modifiers, you know."
10. Enforcer - "A blue bolt from heaven strikes Harold the Whiner,
reducing him to one hit point. Anybody else got a problem with
this campaign?"
11. Novice - "You rolled a 2 on your `to hit' roll. Did you want high
or low?"
12. Verbose - "The door is solid oak, bound with 4 iron bands of
roughly equal width, spaced equidistant along its width, and the
wood is polished smooth, stained a dark brown, except for a small
patch near the bottom which is blacker. The hinges are not
visible from this side, but you notice the exquisite design of the lock,
the faceplate of which is a starburst design, edged in gold or
maybe polished copper or brass, it's kind of hard to tell with
the torchlight, but the knocker is definitely cast iron and you
see..." (sounds of snoring from party members)
13. Poker Face - "The slave you rescued courteously accepts your
offer to accompany you and thanks you for your trust in her..."
14. No Poker Face - "The slave you rescued, hee hee, courteously
accepts your offer, snort, to accompany you and thanks you for
your trust in her, hah hah... boy are you gonna get it now...
giggle..."
15. Timid - "The orc hits you for 4 points of damage, if that's OK
with you, Steve. Really, you've got 17 hit points left and he has
only 2, so you'll be okay, OK?"
16. DePalma school of blood and gore - "Your magic drill cleaves the
demon's skull in twain and it literally explodes, spattering
everyone with blood and brains. An unsightly green ichor drips
from your face as you watch the smoldering corpse churn before
you like a baby in a blender and finally settle into a puddle of
vomit and excrement..."
17. Gibson school of writing graduate - "The view in the crystal ball
was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel."
18. Vengeful - "You won't go out with me Saturday? Okay, all of the
were-rats attack Christine."
19. AD&D'er - "The 100 peasants beat at your fighter ineffectually
with their sticks and pitchforks until you have slain them all. A
heroic effort on your part."
20. Anti-AD&D'er - "The 100 peasants overbear your fighter with their
great numbers and, unable to move under the weight of their
hordes, you squirm helplessly as they pry open your field plate
and skewer you like a lobster. You die an ignoble death."
21. Stickler For Detail - "Taking into account atmospheric
conditions, the acceleration due to gravity, the low drag coefficient of
your greased plate mail, your high dexterity, the gold in your
backpack, your associated credit rating, the eggs you had for
breakfast... and the average number of chickens who would remain
inside the coop on a warm day, you have to roll 13 or better to
survive the fall..."
22. No Originality - "It's a quest, see, you're trying to take this
ring to Mordor, to drop it into a volcano to destroy it. No, no,
honest, I thought of this campaign myself..."
23. Leading and Overbearing - "You pump the bartender for information
and he tells you about a red dragon's lair to the west." "Too
risky. We go to hear rumours somewhere else." "A man offers to
hire you to clean out a red dragon's lair for him." "We say `no,
thank you' and leave for the next village." "On the way to the
village you stumble onto a red dragon's lair..."
24. Schmuck - "Oh. Can someone really do that? Okay, I'll let you
have a 50% chance. Oh. Okay, 75% then."
25. Ghoul - "That's the 17th character you rolled tonight?
Mouahahahahahahahahahah!"
26. Absolute Monarch - "The huge Red Dragon CAN fit through the
little hole, 'cause I SAID SO!"
27. Unimaginative - "You walk into the bar and see thirty mercenaries
all wearing scalemail and carrying longswords. They all sit at
seperate tables."
28. Design Zealot - "I just need another 15 minutes. I only have 3
more levels to populate."
--- Termina citazione ---
Valerio Valenti:
Carinissimi. Ho riso di gusto ^_^
Alessandro Piroddi (Hasimir):
Ed ora ci si mette pure Penny Arcade :lol:
La storyline completa...per poter apprezzare il tutto.
Gabe è un videogiocatore "brainless" che odia leggere.
Tycho è uno scrittore e giocatore di ruolo.
Qui Tycho è invitato da Gabe a giocare ad una partita a carte a WoW...ma le cose prendono una strana piega:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/4/
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/7/
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/9/
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/11/
Tempo dopo...
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/12/22/
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/12/24/
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/12/26/
Ora, la cosa GENIALE è un brano tratto dall'editoriale scritto in corrispondenza dell'ultima vignetta che ho linkato.
Lo cito:
--- Citazione ---I was there when he realized the true purpose of the Dungeon Master's screen, which is to uphold the beautiful lie that a system, even a system with embedded randomness, is at play. This may have been the moment he decided to take up the role. One rarely rejects the promise of Godhood.
--- Termina citazione ---
Priceless 8)
Gabriele Pellegrini:
Per chi non l'avesse visto:
The Gamers 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOhOBg3p2Fs
sono 11 parti
Sparatevi il litigio iniziale dei giocatori nella prima parte .. è fantastico :D
Hoghemaru:
ma lol! :D
mi avete fatto tornare in mente questa... :P
http://www.live.artofgaming.it/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=6&action=printpage;topic=2319.0
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